I love kittens and rainbows, oh yes I do,
I love kittens and rainbows through and through,
I even love those little rainbow kitten feces-
I love them all, yes I love them to pieces,
Yes I love them so much, they are the bomb,
But not as much as I love The Looov Dot Com!!

Step 1:

Select only the finest leanest beef

Step 2:

To cook, form into a heart shaped patty

and gently massage into the intake

of a souped up ‘67 Dodge Charger

revved up to ten thousand RPMs

Step 3:

Put in between two glazed donuts and deep fry.

Step 4:

To serve, cram into a syringe

and inject it straight into your left ventricle.

Bonus:

In case of a heart attack

just use this simple home made defibrillator!

Even something simple and basic

can seem like a huge undertaking when you are sick

Here is your bathroom:

Here is your bathroom when you are sick: