Step 1:

Select only the finest leanest beef

Step 2:

To cook, form into a heart shaped patty

and gently massage into the intake

of a souped up ‘67 Dodge Charger

revved up to ten thousand RPMs

Step 3:

Put in between two glazed donuts and deep fry.

Step 4:

To serve, cram into a syringe

and inject it straight into your left ventricle.

Bonus:

In case of a heart attack

just use this simple home made defibrillator!

Even something simple and basic

can seem like a huge undertaking when you are sick

Here is your bathroom:

Here is your bathroom when you are sick:

14 days later:

Yep, sure is!

It was July 8th 2015 and I am flying with my friend Stephenie Zamora to Portland for the World Domination Summit. She is sitting in the seat next to me working on a website, specifically a long internet sales pitch page for a workshop of some sort. I think, I’m going to make the best internet sales pitch page ever! I get my laptop out from under the seat in front of me and unknowingly start The Looov right then and there.

So here it is the first Looov comic I ever did and that first cat is my first drawing for The Looov, it looked so crappy my friend Stephanie laughed so I had to keep it.

THE BEST INTERNET SALES PITCH EVER:

Cat Butt Of The Month Club®™

Cat Butt Of The Month Club®™

12 months of kitty butts

(Hey this is pretty cool I highly recommend it!)

Cat Butt Of The Month Club®™

One new fine feline fart thrower per each lunar cycle!

(Seriously bro, you don’t want to miss out on this…)

Cat Butt Of The Month Club®™

Take a look at this fine example of superb Siamese sphincter

(Don’t be a such little bitch)

Cat Butt Of The Month Club®™

Absolutely THE best purchase you will ever make!

(God damn it man I went through all this trouble to create this page and my god damn wife is with holding sex until I buy our daughter a shitland pony what ever that is, all I know is it cost more than I have now, so hit the god damn sign up button or my daughter is going to scream and cry, and when that happens I am going to stalk you and follow you around with her everywhere you go, home, work, hooters, the strip club, everywhere and all you are going to see and hear is Princess (that’s her name) sobbing and bawling because you wouldn’t make her dreams come true AND I’ll tell your wife about you and Joanne in accounting and we don’t want that now do we?)

Cat Butt Of The Month Club®™

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