Step 1:
Select only the finest leanest beef
Step 2:
To cook, form into a heart shaped patty
and gently massage into the intake
of a souped up ‘67 Dodge Charger
revved up to ten thousand RPMs
Step 3:
Put in between two glazed donuts and deep fry.
Step 4:
To serve, cram into a syringe
and inject it straight into your left ventricle.
Bonus:
In case of a heart attack
just use this simple home made defibrillator!
